[ hat - WalMart. top - Target. cardigan - UO, shorts - Old Navy. shoes in coffee - Forever 21. bag - Steve Madden. ]
Want some excuses on why my posting has been lacking? Well fine, that’s easy. One of two things has been happening to cause this as of late:
1. 35 minutes (shower + blow drying hair + make up) & 5 minutes (photo taking) = 40 minutes. Do all that in the morning or sleep in 30 minutes & spend 10 minutes on only putting on foundation, mascara, and a bit of blush for work…give up? Option second has been pulling way, way ahead.
or, 2. I take photos like I did on Saturday and again this morning but I’ve been doing everything else (eating, reading bridal magazines, pinterest, tumblr, more eating, watching Breaking Bad & True Blood, debating on new shampoos, playing Skyrim with Chris) instead of loading the photos.
Awkward moment of the day: talking to the television during Say Yes to the Dress. I’ve got it down—providing advice & flattering silhouettes to the brides, the styles & fabric of dresses, and trash talking the nasty entourages. I think I could work at a bridal salon full time, y’all. This show has me prepared. (Thank you M for letting me thieve your Netflix password so I can marathon on command)
Awkward moment of the day #2: sweating, sweating, sweating in this insane >100° Oklahoma weather
Awkward moment of the day #3: realizing my posts are now just compiled lists



oh my gosh this post was hilarious! you do what you gotta do, girl! and snaps for you for playing skyrim! my boyfriend plays that and i know i would get major cool girlfriend points if you joined it! have a good week!
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I feel you on the sweating part. Here in Michigan the weather is hot, my ac doesn't work anymore so I try to keep my cool when being stuck in traffic and drinking a lot of water, and reduce my sing along to nothing.
ReplyDeleteSkyrim is such a good game. I tried playing but I unfortunately missed so many years of video games that i just decided to help my bf when he plays and i love the music to it too!
Love your outfit those shoes are hot!!!
love your hair like this! so sweet. and girl, i feel you on the heat- it's oppressive.
ReplyDeleteOver here just got cooler, but damn the heat is such a killer! Bring on Winter !!
ReplyDeleteI love your top ! I'm hoping I'll find some cloth like that so I can turn it into a playsuit! Gorgeous xx
You look great in mustard yellow! I really like your blog, I just found it via another blog. Keep up the good work!
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I loooove your satchel. I've been looking for a bag like that!
ReplyDeleteYou looks so pretty. Great outfit.
ReplyDeleteI love love love this look! that dress is adorable and I love the color combinations. You look great!
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Love this outfit! I too have been lacking in the posting department... siiigh! At least you have good reason ;)
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That is a very yummy colored cardigan. I always feel like I have way more photos that I want to edit and use but other things like Breaking Bad get in the way. Yo, why do have to be so cool Jess?
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ReplyDeleteOoh! That cardigan is such a great color! This whole look is so adorable. Love it.
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